Writer. Editor.
Journalist.
I’m Andy, the Founder of [NO] BULLSHIT.
I started [NO] BULLSHIT because, quite frankly, the media ecosystem is full of bullshit.
As a native New Yorker & media professional of 10+ years, I explore and uncover pockets of culture here — spanning music, politics, & everything in between.
Featured in The New York Post, Page Six, The Daily Telegraph, Yahoo, AOL, and more.
FOR EXPERT-LEVEL MEDIA SERVICES, REACH OUT TODAY AND LET’S WORK.
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You need a battle-tested journalist who is not afraid to pick up the phone, hop in the car, and tell an original story with the elements at hand.
With my independent journalism work documented through [NO] BULLSHIT, along with works featured in Fox News (no political coverage, in case you were wondering), Nicki Swift, Tasting Table, and more, my tireless researching and reporting skills will bring you the clicks and social attention you and your brand deserve.
As an NY-based journalist, I am able to travel for a story within reason. Willing to discuss and negotiate.
Deliverables can include:
on-camera interviews
250-1000+-word articles/features
3-5 social media clips
Currently accepting work in relation to music, politics, and/or contemporary culture.
Available for one-time offers, as well as retainer work.
Prices will vary based on scope of project (whether it’s purely SEO-based or requires in-field reporting).
Most bands/artists/musicians suck at storytelling.
Bad storytelling = fewer opportunities. Fewer opportunities = less exposure. Less exposure = no fans.
With over a decade of both editorial and musical experience (jazz guitar, classical guitar, classically-trained vocalist, etc.), I provide a birds-eye view of your art and can help you create the following:
Artist Profiles/Editorial Features, including:
on-camera interview features
social media clips
album rollout articles
long-form artist profiles
Artist Branding/Messaging, including:
artist bios for Spotify, Apple Music, etc
messaging guide
positioning statement
These services provide you with the narrative, legitimacy, and media polish to carry yourself professionally in an industry full of bullshit. Not only will listeners and industry professionals learn what you stand for, but they will learn to care about your sound, beyond the sound.
Prices will vary based on scope of project.
If you’re ready to present yourself and/or your project to media and industry professionals, you need an Electronic Press Kit (EPK).
EPKs are digital resumes/portfolios aimed at industry professionals (not fans) that highlight your work, demonstrate your expertise, and help you book gigs, secure media coverage, and pitch new projects.
I currently offer two EPK packages:
Basic EPK, which includes:
artist bio
career highlights
social/music links
simple PDF formatting
Premium EPK, which includes:
interview consultation
custom-written narrative bio
press release
polished multi-page PDF
rollout messaging
Prices will vary based on scope of project.
WRITING AND EDITORIAL Services
Request an Editorial Proposal
Provide project parameters, and a tailored scope of work will be supplied within 3-4 business days.
Your business needs eyes on it. Without eyes, you don’t get clients. Without clients, you don’t get money. People never checked page 2 of Google to begin with — and now, with AI Overviews, the digital search is that much more challenging.
Thankfully, my expert writing services can help you reach page 1 of Google and the AI Overviews section — thus bringing you the eyes, leads, and profits you deserve.
With five years of copywriting experience, I have written and edited a plethora of content — from blogs to e-books to case studies — for clients across a range of industries. Combined with SEO keyword research and best SEO practices, I provide robust content that establishes authority, improves your search engine visibility, and gets tracked by Google’s AI Overview.
Available to write:
500-1000+-word blog posts
e-books
press releases
case studies
landing pages
and/or any other SEO content you and your website require
Perfect for creators, startups, and media brands — but willing to work across any niche.
Prices will vary based on scope of project.